Unsavoury rhymes are
uncouth and absurd
and probably best off
unread and unheard...
*** (you have been warned!) ***
You should see the size of
the poo in the loo.
It's bloomin' enourmous -
as big as Peru!
You should see the size of
the log in the bog.
It's flippin' gigantic -
the bog is aclog.
I just can't believe a
child parted with that,
without tears or trauma -
I take off my hat!
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Author Notes
I'm sorry, I couldn't resist. I know, I need to grow up!
This poem was inspired (yeah, inspired LOL) by an occurrence at work this morning.
A little boy in the class I work in, tapped me on the shoulder and said, "Mrs White, there's a massive shit in the toilet and I can't make it go away!"
After chastising him on his choice of language, I went to investigate the shituation (snigger!) He wasn't exaggerating one bit. It was HUGE!
I had to lock the door from the outside, put an 'out of use' sign on it and leave a message for the cleaning staff who were coming in later, to 'please deal with it.'
Glossary:
uncouth - lacking good manners
loo - toilet
bog - toilet
aclog - clogged up
If you say that you take your hat off to someone, you mean that you admire them for something that they have done.
Image courtesy of Bing
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