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a poem
Hester Yester de Lamay by Bill Schott

Hester Yester de Lamay
was born in the USA,
but now she lives in San Tropez,
working on her tan.

She enjoys the sun and surf,
then plays eighteen holes of gurf,
replacing divots, loads of turf;
petitions seek her ban.

Hester left to skip arrest
and live life just as she thought best,
minus penis -- padded chest,
no longer just a man.

Extradition soon may mean
her return to the northern scene;
courts and lawyers in between
of Bernie, Chet, and Stan.

Chet is her defense attorney,
loves her just as much as Bernie;
Stan is with them on this journey
does just what he can.

If she loses in the courts
she’ll have to put back on the warts,
lose the breasts, a couple quarts,
and be re-Johnsoned — Man !!

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