Pons and Ned meet Phyllis Stewart at an amusement park.
Pons: Gee, Ned. This Six Flags amusement park is huge.
Ned: It oughta be, Pons. They says that Gurnee, Illernoi is the home a Backwards Batman.
Pons: I think you're right, Ned. I guess I don't see how that would make it the biggest amusement park.
Ned: Well, ya caint know ever'thin'; right?
Pons: Right, Ned. Hey, look! It's Phyllis Stewart!
Ned: Ain't she the lady what says, "It's a good thing"?
Pons: No, Ned.
Ned: Oh, okay.
Pons steps over to the woman and extends his hand.
Pons: Hi, Phyllis!
Ned: Was you on Star Wars?
Pons whispers loudly to Ned
Pons: That was Patrick Stewart, Ned. It was Star Trek. He was a man. A bald man.
Ned: Don't you mean SHE was a bald man, Pons?
Pons: No, Ned, I really don't.
Phyllis: Hello, young man. Do we know one another?
Pons: No, not really. I have read your books though. Repentance was one. What's the right thing to do besides going to jail?
Ned: I figure this here trip to the 'musmint park is a righter thin' then that.
Phyllis: He's funny, I think.
Pons: Detour! The one about losing your memory.
Ned: That when folks git that chest operation. Pons?
Pons: No, Ned. It definitely is not.
Phyllis: Maybe I should be on my way?
Ned: Wernt you married ta Dr. Z on that supra heera movie?
Pons: That's 'X', Pons. She was not --
Ned: Sorry. Dint know yall split up.
Pons: I'm sorry, Ms Stewart. Uh, I remember your novel Speechless, with the blocked memories.
Ned: When babies gotta go to the bottle?
Pons: No, Ned.
Phyllis: He's charming.
Ned: I dint mean ta charm nobody. Sorry, Mrs. Z.
Pons: She's not Mrs. Z, Ned.
Leaning over to Pons
Ned: Oh, right -- DEEvorst.
Pons: Snapshots! I remember that one with the magic camera.
Ned: I had one a them when I was a kid.
Pons: A magic camera, Ned?
Ned holds his arms out and shapes his hands as if holding a camera.
Ned: Sure. I jist goes up ta folks and says 'Click'. They gets posed and says 'Cheese', kinda like they dunt 'spec'ly like cheese.
Pons: I remember the time travel one.
Phyllis: Island. I'm sorry, fellas, But I have to find someone here.
Pons: Maybe we could help. Who is it?
Phyllis: His name is Bowling. Do you know him too?
Ned: Does he roll around and run inta thin's? Spends time in the gutter?
Phyllis: That's him.
Pons: Here's someone rushing over.
Ned: He might be a superverted villain.
Phyllis: Right again.
Thomas: What the hell, Phyllis?
Phyllis: Thomas Bowling, this is Pons, I gather, from our conversation. And this is Ned.
Ned: Where's yer ball?
Thomas: Where's my ball? It's right here, turd, Dropping his trousers. next to his brother."
Ned: Holding out his arms. Click! Got ya wit yer pants down, Tum-ass.
Pons: So sorry, folks. We'll be going now.
Ned: We're goin' to the Backward Batman.
Thomas: You may want to start on the kiddie ride, Rear end Robin.
Phyllis: Pull your pants up -- Tum-ass
Pons: Do you have a new book coming out? I'd love to get a copy.
Phyllis: The Power, Pons. Mind reading.
Ned: Guess he don't mind it, Phylillis; he's got all them books, don't he?
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