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Parody of I feel pretty (West side story)
Christmas binging by jenintorre
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Warning: The author has noted that this contains the highest level of language.
I feel shitty, oh so shitty.
It's incredible how terrible
I feel.
It's a pity
I've binged on chocolate
and one long endless meal.

I feel sluggish, oh so sluggish
I've eaten and drunk like a pig
all through Christmas
no wonder my belly's so big.

See that obese girl in that mirror there
who can that enormous girl be?
Such a fat face
Such a fat gut
such a fat ass
such a fat me.

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