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Oh, good grief, look what’s on TV: No good to me. In fact, obscene! Is that the Queen?   A “Royal Wedding” is it now? Boring, somehow… Women will watch – I’ll scratch me crotch!   Spent forty-five-mil for this bash? Taxpayer’s cash! That breaks the bank… The bride’s a Yank?   Author Notes I've never understood all this. Love the English, fish n' chips and a good pub, but "Royalty" is just beyond me...

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