Tasty Treats Samantha Sows by F Scott Hafner Spooks have a sense of humor too! writing prompt entry |
"911, state your emergency."
"This is Mr. Whickle, principal at Tichenbach school. Worms are crawling out of children's noses and kids are eating them." "Can you describe the worms please?" "Well, they are about three feet long, hard to tell. The kids are slurping them like spaghetti." "Molly Jenkins is sucking them out of the football player's her lips completely around their noses. The worms are green, slimy, and have warts." "Are you sure the worms have warts?" "Absolutely, it could taste them myself." "And what did they taste like?" "Like rock candy dipped in tomato sauce." "Please hold. Darren, Samantha is drunk again. This is the third time this week, but it's not too bad this time around. Better go home and check on her. Mr. Whickle, have the children take two aspirin and call us tomorrow morning if the problem persists." "Thank you, will do. Gotta go, I need to get my share of worms from the staff."
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