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The nail in the coffin by DR DIP

THE NAIL IN THE COFFIN

I think I'll write a suck up poem to share among my fans
It might secure my ranking I think everyone understands
I'll tell them how I adore them, in their pockets I will piss
And swear not to ignore them, even if their post I miss

I was getting rather nervous, dip was getting really close
I really need that trophy, without it, I'd be morose
I'll tell Tom that I love him --how I think he is the best!
There's no one here above him, so I'll tell him he is blessed

And just in case I've missed a name I'll go repeat them all
Put them in my author's notes, I sure know how to crawl
I think I've done enough here now, Dip hasn't got a chance
If he caught me I'd have a cow, It would leave me in a trance

Each poem I have promoted has reached an "All time best"
Please note, I haven't gloated, but I'm better than the rest
So thank you all who boosted me, especially dear old Tom.
I think it's really plain to see just where I'm coming from

dip

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Author Notes
NOW PLEASE READ This in the vein it was written.. it was all in a bit of fun
I am sure the recipient will see the funny side she has a wonderful sense of humour and is a well deserved ranked poet. No names, no pack drill! haha
Please read the poet's wonderful poem that I have had fun responding to.

     

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