Warning: The author has noted that this contains the highest level of language.
Warning: The author has noted that this contains the highest level of sexual content.
The Freaky Pick-up Line
I was minding my own business in the local joint
sure as hell didn't know the point.
People next to me were having fun
I sure as hell wasn't having none.
Here I was my hair needing a dye
but I thought for tonight I'd get by.
I ain't free and I ain't a looker
but sure as hell, I'm not a hooker.
Lonely, came here looking for cheer
all I wound up with was a warm beer.
Then this guy who looked like a geek
walked over to me and I thought him a freak.
He said, with a stutter,
"Your mammary glands are exquisite to view."
I said, " What the hell are ya talking about?"
Shyly, he said,
"Your female nurturers are delightful to look at."
I said, "I'm getting tired of your comments, you fool. Say what you
mean, try to be cool."
A minute went by and I heard him almost cry,
"I like your boobs, girl. "
I said," Now that I understand."
We stayed together the rest of the night,
an unlikely twosome, a night of delight.
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Author Notes
Two people from different world's meet and reach an understanding. The world would be a better place if this happened more often...understanding leads to peace and harmony.
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