I do not like this smart home scam,
I do not want it, Uncle Sam.
I will not cook eggs on a stove
That tells my fridge when last I drove!
These chipped appliances must GO-
The Internet of Things is my foe!
Who says Big Brother knows what's best?
Not me! I say-this is a test:
To see if those who have no brain,
Will let him spy and cause them pain.
I've had ENOUGH, Big Brother-hear?
I won't surrender-I'll never fear.
I do not like this smart home scam,
I do not want it, Uncle Sam.
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Author Notes
All jokes aside, I will NEVER comply with such nonsense.
I do not want a smart house now, I will not want a smart house ever. I want classic appliances and furnishings with old fashioned character that are not designed to "spy" on me in my own home.
I get enough of Big Brother's surveillance while at work. My home is my sanctuary AWAY from spying eyes.
And I aim to keep it that way. Period.
I'm from Texas. Don't test me. :-)
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