Exceptional one seagull's warning Beware the Seagull by Connie C

I'm perched on this no parking sign. Don't tell me that I can't be here. I claim this sign to be all mine while other seagulls hover near. Don't dare to park here at this site to catch a view of ocean blue. A hefty fine that you can't fight is apt to be imposed on you. And I who watches all who pass will help insure that you don't stop. Upon your windshield's shiny glass my excrements I'm bound to plop. So move along and leave me be. I'm sure that down the road you'll find more lovely coastal scenery where you can stop if so inclined. Recognized Author Notes On a recent trip to the California coast, we pulled up and parked briefly right in front of the seagull in this picture. For some strange reason, I felt like that seagull really didn't want us there. I was inspired to write this silly poem as I imagined him saying this to me.

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