Don't you come near my banana split
If you do, I swear I'll have a fit!
This creamy delight is just for me
A few extra pounds? I'll let it be.
I will devour this yummy treat
Sorry if this seems bittersweet!
But this woman needs her sugar fix
Might stand back, as it hits my lips!
Chocolate, caramel, strawberry sauce
This dessert is certainly the boss!
And look! I'm also getting my fruit
Lord, I hope this doesn't make me toot!
Whip cream smothered all around my face
Give me some room, I need my space
Almost done with this scrumptious dessert
Think the stains will wash from my shirt?
Why are you looking at me like that?
Didn't mean to hit you with a spat
I saved you a cherry, I'm alright
YOU can have it, just give me a bite!
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