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Missy Molly Mustarghast
had a hateful, hidden past
a deadly, keen iconoclast
still wanted by the law
Part of her debauchery
included lack of subtlety
when letting flatulence fly free
a sound to drop the jaw
Authorities have not the heart
or think it even close to smart
to corner one who shoots a fart
that'd strip your nostrils raw
The current plan seems to be
to let Ms. Mustarghast stay free
and not invite the misery
of that olfact'ry yaw
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