FanStory.com - She's A Bad, Bad, Girlfiend...by Dean Kuch
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...and she's all mine...
She's A Bad, Bad, Girlfiend...
by Dean Kuch Dedicated to FanStory's own Gypsy Blue Rose...
Warning: The author has noted that this contains the highest level of violence. Warning: The author has noted that this contains the highest level of language. Warning: The author has noted that this contains the highest level of sexual content.
She's A Bad, Bad, Girlfiend ...and she's all mine
My girlfiend’s a true horror chick
she loves her horror much more than Dick.
Hey—get your mind out of the gutter, I wuz named Dick by me dear, sweet mother.
She struts through the woods in Daisy Dukes,
ripe rotting corpses can’t make her puke.
What she searches for, I have no clue.
Just pray, my friend, that it ain’t you.
She has this cute, weird little habit;
whenever she sees a wild rabbit,
she drops to her knees—makes sucking sounds.
Too bad it ain’t when I’m around.
On nature hikes, she finds strange things,
like hockey masks, small silver rings.
She says, “My Precious” quite a bit
when my libido has a fit!
She smells strangely of formaldehyde
yet, when she’s near—right at my side,
she gets precocious at scary movies.
She smells atrocious—I think she’s groovy.
Her love has cut me to the quick,
I am her Dick, each faithful prick
from her incisors drives me mad!
She's my girlfiend, and she's sooooo bad.
