Pons and his cousin Ned meet at checkout line
Ned: This line's not too long, Pons.
Pons: Yeah, but it's six items or less.
Ned: Well that don't make a lot of sense.
Pons: It's for folks in a hurry.
Ned: You'd think the store would want folks
to buy more, not less. These short lines are
only encouragin' me to put things back to
get out faster and spend fewer bucks.
Pons: What if I just wanted a pack of smokes
and a soda pop, Ned?
Ned: Is this a hyper-pathethic question?
Pons: You mean -- yes, it is.
Ned: Well, if you got a pack of smokes I'd
have to school you on the dangers
of tobacco.
Pons: I don't smoke, Ned.
Ned: So who are the cigarettes for?
Pons: They were Hypothetical.
Ned: That one of them hookah brands?
Pons: No, Ned, just regular cigarettes.
Ned: Like drinkin' regular and not
fat-free Drano?
Pons: What?
Ned: Them coffin nails are bad news, Pons.
Pons: Okay, Ned. I quit.
Ned: Good. Now let's talk about them
sugary drinks?
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