A Tiny Tale of Terror: Halloween Edition
Tiny Tales of Terror
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Special Delivery
by Dean Kuch Dedicated to all the horror aficonados on Fanstory
Warning: The author has noted that this contains the highest level of violence. Warning: The author has noted that this contains the highest level of language.
Background a compilation of micro (100 words or less) and flash fiction (500 words or less), graciously contributed by fellow Fanstorians, just like you!
Happy Halloween
I've been sitting in this damn waiting area forever after Kirsten's OBGYN forced me to leave the delivery room.
"Mr. Planck, leave—right now. I'm afraid there have been...complications"
Hah, complications? Just one more reason I need to be with my wife. You know... just in case she needs me for somethin'?
I despise hospitals. But I hate arrogant, know-it-all doctors and nurses even more. Always tryin' to tell us what's best for us. How the hell would they know how Kirsten feels?
Holy hell...what the ... there goes my wife's baby doctor now, spewin' blood and slobberin' all over the damn place. Just look at 'im, gibbering like a madman. Damn foreigners, I can't never understand a word they're sayin'.
But his hands... where the hell are his hands?
Oh, now that's definitely not sanitary... not sanitary at all!
Nurse's Note: Infant: Male, Born 7 pounds 10 ounces, 18 inches long, 32 fully formed teeth, razor sharp. Silent, always smiling--good appetite...very good appetite.
Author Notes
Well, fright fans. I guess no one told this terrible tyke about the golden rule. You should never bite the hand that feeds you... off, that is, A-h-h-ha-ha-haaaaaaa.
Kids these days...what's a mummy to do? If this icky infant's hungry now, what's he gonna be like five or six years from now? As for breast feeding, don't even think about it. Holding an infant with a mouthful of razor sharp teeth and a taste for human flesh to your breast is just askin' for trouble. I will admit, the idea is a bit...titillating, heh-heh...
Until next time, boils and ghouls...sleep tight! Pleasant Screams. Heh-heh-heh...
Happy Halloween!
