Exceptional Just fun way out in the country with a curse or two From out of the Grayness : Country Star by His Grayness

TWINKLE TWINKLE YOU BIG ASS STAR I CAN SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDSHIELD OF MY DIRTY DAMN OLD CAR GOOD THING YOU'RE OUT THERE NOW AND I AINT JUST JOKING CAUSE IT'S GETTING' PRETTY DARK AND MY HEADLIGHTS BOTH ARE BROKEN OLD YELLER'S IN THE BACK SEAT SNORIN' UP A STORM AN MOMMA'S WRAPPED AROUND HIM JUSTA KEEP HERSELF WARM THEY SAY YOU DEAL IN WISHES SO I THOUGHT I'D FLING A FEW CAUSE MY WALLETS RUN TO EMPTY AND THERE'S A BIG HOLE IN MY DAGGON SHOE THE GAS TANK'S ABOUT EMPTY NOW AND HOME'S A FAR PIECE YET TA GO I CAN HEAR THE WOLVES ALREADY OUT FOR THEIR GRUB TONIGHT AND THEY SAY IT'S SUPPOSTA SNOW SO I'M THROWING OUT A WISH TO YOU THAT SOMEONE HITS THIS CAR THEN THE INSURANCE MAN WILL BRING A CHECK AND I CAN HIT THE BAR WE'LL DRINK A TOAST TO YOU, OLD MISTER BRIGHT AND SHINY, SMUG THEN TAKE A TAXI HOME AND STUFF SOME GREENBACKS NEATH THE RUG WHEN THE NEW CAR COMES AND THE RENT'S BIN PAID MOMMA'S NICE AND WARM AND WE BOTH GOT GOOD AN LAID WE'LL WALK OLD YELLER DOWN TO THE BUTCHER SHOP AND BUY HIM THE SCRAPS TILL HE'S BUSTED' HIS CHOPS THEN I'LL TAKE SWEET MAMA TO THAT BENCH THERE IN THE PARK WHERE WE BOTH WILL WAIT TILL YOU COME ROUND AND CHASE AWAY THE DARK WE WILL SING FOR YOU LIKE ANGELS DO WITH THANKS FOR ALL YOUR LIGHT AND GLORY THEN WELL WRITE ALL ABOUT THIS GOOD LUCK WE HAD AND POST IT ON FANSTORY THEN BUDDY YOU'RE A GONNA SEE SOME REEEEEEL BIG STARS!!!! WATCHOUT NOW!! Author Notes I HOPE YOU HAVE A MUCH FUN AS I DID WITH THIS NUTTY VISION

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