Too Timid to Dance
(Worst Country Western Ever Written)
I am totally out of place.
I just can't face
All your daunting beauty and grace.
Yup, outa place.
At love and romance
I don't have a chance.
Too timid to dance.
Even embrace.
I'm feelin' blue.
Oh, what can I do!
'Bout you! 'Bout youuuu!
Could really learn a thing or two,
By watching you.
A thought completely overdue.
I know it's true!
I'm such a bleeding heart,
It's tearin' me apart!
I don't know where to start!
Start lovin' you.
I'm feelin' blue.
Oh, what can I do!
'Bout you! 'Bout youuuu!
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Author Notes
I wrote this for the Worst Country Western Song Ever Written contest, but missed it. Thought I'd post it anyway. Hope you have a good laugh.
By me and the Cat Scratch Singers at High Yowl Records (LOL).
Picture is from Yahoo iImages
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