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A Dark Christmas Tale by dejohnsrld (Debbie)
Artwork by MKFlood at FanArtReview.com

Warning: The author has noted that this contains strong violence.

A Dark Christmas Tale

 

 

 

The turkey’s carved and so are you

 

You’ll never again make holidays blue

 

Instead of eating my pumpkin pie

 

On Christmas this year you will die

 

While we enjoy green bean casserole

 

Satan will come and take your soul

 

Oh, the fight about the Christmas tree

 

The winner of that will of course be me

 

We will have a marvelous feast

 

Quiet will reign as you are deceased

 

While we like our potatoes mashed

 

None for you, your head is bashed

 

The Christmas music you hated to play

 

Well, you won’t have to hear it today

 

Snowdrifts outside are getting deep

 

No more whining you little creep

 

I’ve arranged for Santa and sleigh

 

To return and carry your body away

 

On this Christmas Day I will gain

 

The end of you driving me insane


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Author Notes
Thanks to MKFlood for the artwork

Halloween in December???

Just for fun, I am not trying to take away the true meaning of Christmas

     

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