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The English language is constantly changing. Now, when your wife asks that risky question, “Do I look fat in this outfit?”
It’s perfectly okay to respond, “ Yes, you do. In fact, you are phatter than any woman I know!”
Smiling at this time is not only acceptable, it might save your life. Be sure to carry a written explanation with you when saying this to her, since she may not be as aware of the changing nature of the language as you are.
Then while you are unconscious on the floor, she will read that phatt presently means: 'excellent; first-rate and that it first meant sexy woman!'
No doubt you will awaken to her heart-broken apologies for ever doubting your love or your mastery of contemporary English. |
Here are a few new terms to consider, oh ye who walk/stalk the corridors of FanStory, tagging its storied walls with glorious graffiti of many hues;
1. Reviewer who is in it for the money: recashviewer
2. Reviewer who rewrites your stuff; mommylyrist
3. Reviewer who majors on the minors: ibfoure
4. Reviewer who loves your stuff; myexpert
| Writing Prompt |
Create a new word! |
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