Exceptional The Bus Conductor provided so much assistance. The Bus Conductor. by Barry Penfold Artwork by nikman at FanArtReview.com

"No more room inside please! There's lots more seats on top Hold very tight~ and mind the door We're moving from the stop." One passenger was quite upset When told to go upstairs Complaining of his painful legs And~ of increased fares "Can't help it~ and I sympathize, No doubt they're in a state But this is just a ruddy bus Not an ambulance ~ mate" "Madam! can you stop your child From jumping on the seat Excuse me sir! but do you mind? You're standing on my feet." "Two adults and two children The fare is thirty-four You want the Exhibition? We pass outside the door" " No sir! you want the twenty-two It changes at the square Jump on a number seventeen It saves another fare." "Don't worry love ~I won't forget You want to get off where? The local council offices? I'll tell you when we are there" Witty, cheeky~ downright rude He'll help you when he can How dull the world would be without The Bus Conductor man. Recognized Author Notes They are not as common now as they were, but the bus conductor was an important character when travelling the buses and trams. They always had an answer.

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