what would Siri say
about my driving today
can she be rude
or misconstrued
could she praise
or set me ablaze
I slid through that stop
there wasn't a cop
the light turned red
my dog needs to be fed
eighty is close to six-five
I'm trying to stay alive
if I'm late, you see
the wife will kill me
two stop signs ran
I'm glad we missed that van
the kids are screaming
and Grandma is dreaming
when I slam on the brakes
it's all I can take
our car screeches
the front door it reaches
how was my driving Siri
you didn't have to worry
her only answer is, "Aaaaaaaah!
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