Exceptional The after afterbirth Poop There It Is by Jessica Wheeler Silly Poem writing prompt entry Artwork by avmurray at FanArtReview.com

No pushing or breaking of water It was a c-section that brought her But this is about What wouldn’t come out Right after the birth of my daughter   Perhaps it was pain medication To back up and cause constipation Nurse said I must show She won't let us go Till POOP there it is- defecation   Determined, I pulled an all-nighter That thing was a hell of a fighter Then with my poor tush Turns out I did push And POOF I was seven pounds lighter!   Writing Prompt Write a funny silly poem. Recognized Author Notes A chain of gross Limericks. Sorry.

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