Old Herky was a turkey and a very clever bird.
It’s a proposition you may think absurd,
for turkeys are not known for smarts;
stupidity runs off the charts.
That’s probably what most of you have heard.
Old Herky didn’t want to be the big Thanksgiving feast.
‘Twas a job for which he must become deceased.
One day, while strutting all around,
he found a mask upon the ground.
A gift from Halloween lay at his feet.
If only he could figure out a way to use the mask
so he’d scare the Farmer from the dreadful task
of choosing him to be the treat
that friends and family love to eat.
“Is THAT too much to hope for?” Herky asked.
But then he had a brainstorm, and the animals all fled,
when he donned the frightful mask upon his head.
Like a Banshee Herky wailed,
and the animals all paled.
How this dry run filled the barnyard full of dread!
What Herky didn’t know was that the barnyard’s full of spies
who informed the Farmer, spoiling his surprise.
It really wasn’t fair
because he’d planned his scheme with care.
It was treachery that led to his demise.
They stuffed him, and they cooked him. He’s the highlight of the day,
and the guests who came from places far away
were thankful they could savor
the incomparable flavor
of old Herky, who upon a platter lay.
The moral of this story of a bird who didn’t wait
and exposed the brilliant plan to spare his fate:
“You must beware of spies
who can spoil the best surprise
lest you turn into a meal on someone’s plate.”