I was young when I first saw, Tarzan and his chimp swing
A Monkee made believers, from when we heard Mickey sing
My sisters were so taken in by Elvis and his grooves
He could mash potatoes with those hips, and how he moves
Our guilty pleasures may just come in any size or doses
I loved Charleton Heston, but just why a sexy Moses?
I had a crush on Billy Joel, the great piano man
I even drove to Iowa; saw him and Elton, "jam"
Some friends and I made recipes to match men we adore
Gives names to the perfect foods that we would all die for
I went to see, "A Star is Born" cause I love Bradley Cooper
And When they killed him off, I ate myself into a stupor
And all the Toms are awesome, and to them I give this favor
Collins, Selleck, Cruise and Hanks, they'll each get a drink flavor
Many kind of heart-throbs, are like foods with grit and hash
Marshal Dillon, Willie Nelson and how 'bout Johnny Cash
They all are irresistible, my heart and tongue are itchin'
My mind's not in the bedroom but is actually in the kitchen
My husband is not on this list, as those guys can't compare
‘Cause he is real and true to life; my real life teddy bear
I believe that Robert Redford is quite handsome and complex
And when it's said and done, I think his cake's better than sex