The Hand-Delivered Letter by DragonSkulls A Letter from God contest entry |
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Warning: The author has noted that this contains the highest level of language. One day, a few years back while basking in worldly pleasures of herbs and barley, watching an episode of South Park, an angel simply appeared in my front room. He dropped a letter on the coffee table then flew straight up, disappearing through my ceiling. On the envelope it read, "From God." When I tore it open it seemed like flames shot out. I unfolded the letter and this is what it said:
Dear Ron, Get your shit together, stupid, or you're going to miss the bus. Love God. And from that day on, I took that as being great advice. I'll be on that ride when it's headed uptown.
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