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CAST:
Feborah = rabbit with hyper-amorousity
Hercule = jack of all hares
Soofoo = friend of Feb
Scene opens at the entrance to a twenty-four hour bunny breeding brothel. Two female rabbits and a potential patron stand just outside.
Feborah : Hello, Handsome.
Hercule : Hi.
Soofoo : Ooh! You are a great specimen of 'leap us'.
Feborah : Don't come on so strong, Soofoo. We wouldn't want Bugs here getting overly excited before we can get him inside.
Hercule : I am a virgin, ma'am.
Soofoo : I'm practically one too, Thumper.
Feborah : Slow down, Soo. It isn't often we meet a real "before" bunny rabbit.
Hercule : I am not totally inept. I have smelled a flower with a girl.
Soofoo : Ha ha ha. What a trollup!
Feborah : Be nice, Soo. What's your name, bunny boy?
Hercule : Hercule.
Soofoo : HER cule?
Feborah : It's just a name, Soo. I think it's the same as Hercules.
Hercule : Yes, that's right. Hercules is a translation from the Greek Heracles (HERA-CLEEZ), which means "Hera's Glory".
Soofoo : Hoo hoo HOOO! So brainy!
Feborah : You're making him blush, Soofoo.
Hercule : Maybe this was a bad idea.
Soofoo : You need to save that comment for later.
To be continued...
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