He once lived at a zoo; they called him Crabby Scrooge the Czar
Said he had sausage fingers and his orange hair was bizarre
The animals all laughed at him, that made his poor heart scar
He was so sad and out of place and didn't feel up to par
One day he jumped the fence, and then he hopped into a car
He saw cars drive before, when people came from near and far
He pushed a button, and took off with black marks on the tar
It wasn't long before the cops would have him on radar
They almost caught him once, and it was close but no cigar
He pulled into an alley, and he walked into a bar
He went behind the counter, grabbed a pickle from a jar
He shocked all of the people, when he picked up a guitar
Mike Doodle, music coach was there to hold a seminar
Could not believe this big red ape, could also play sitar
He bought him from the zoo, then made this happy ape a star
After they toured the Country, bought the Czar his own Jaguar
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