The sun was out, it was a beautiful day,
much to the chagrin of the director I'd say.
They needed some rain, some dark skies and gloom,
they would run out of their production time soon.
The makeup was running, it was far too hot,
the director ready to fire the lot,
told the lead actress they would reshoot the scene,
but she stormed off the the set, a true drama queen.
The actor who's playing the axe maniac,
he sprained his ankle, now he's flat on his back.
Just how hard can shooting a horror film be?
Fast losing the good light, it was soon hard to see.
The fake blood dried up on the last victim's mouth,
the whole damn production was now going south.
The director thought, 'No more of this slasher film crap',
the maniac died and they called it a wrap.
"I'll film a nice love story next time", he said,
"Where the whole cast, for once, doesn't all wind up dead.
Bloody Hill Massacre comes out Halloween,
It's sequel number three, if you haven't seen...
One and two, go ahead, though it doesn't matter,
there's really no plot, but there's plenty of splatter!
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