The Interview by patricia dillon Debate Dialogue contest entry Artwork by avmurray at FanArtReview.com |
"So, miss, you maintain you are the Shulamite?"
"I do."
"Very well. To get down to particulars, in what way do you resemble a mare in Pharoah's chariots?"
"Well, you only have to look at me to see I look like a horse."
"And how is your stature like to a palm tree?"
"You can see I am top heavy."
"And how does your hair resemble a flock of goats?"
"Well, it grows very fast and it is smelly."
"And how do your teeth resemble a flock of ewes that come up from the washing - not forgetting that every one beareth twins and there is none barren among them?"
"You've got me there. I only have a few teeth left."
"Thank you, miss. You do not fulfil our criteria for the Shulamite."
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