Exceptional Death of an acquaintance. Freddy by barbara.wilkey

I'm sorry to announce Freddy's body was discovered on the kitchen floor at approximately seven o'clock this morning, Saturday, August 20th. Since he was a cold-blooded reptile the time of death is impossible to determine. Freddy was last seen Monday, August 15th under some kitchen towels. An autopsy was determined unnecessary. Burial was immediate. The prime suspect is a 17-pound large, male, orange, tabby, named Monty. Monty remains at large, sunning himself in a bedroom windowsill. He is deemed not a threat to anybody other than geckos. It's obviously a hate crime. Recognized Author Notes My buddy, the gecko, hadn't been seen since hiding in my purse. Monday is my laundry day. I picked up some kitchen towels to throw in the washer and there he was. I couldn't catch him, to put him outside because I was trying to keep by dachshund away from him so he wouldn't be his breakfast. I told my husband since he's going to hang around, I should name him. Hence when Freddy became his name.

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