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"Infestation of Harborview Plaza!" Written on March 21st, 2022
By Doctor Ricky 1024
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'There's no excuse for this abuse as thousands upon thousands of German cockroaches are on the loose!'
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Note: 'I live at Harbor View Plaza.' Apartment C5.,'
(Man Alive!)
'This is a short story of my basic existence here for the past 30 months.'
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'Trying my very best to survive!'
'This apparent invasion by Germany's Best?'
'Has got me up at arms!'
'Yes, at Best!'
'So, now what's my next step on this Quest?'
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'A complete and thorough investigation.'
'Yes, at best by a team of professionals.'
Yes, is advised but my landlord Joshua Berkhaker?'
'Just makes excuses and tells multiple lies!'
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Note: 'This is a from a Legal Document. Seize and Decist by 30 Days.'
'You must remove yourself and give up the premises.'
'30 Days by April 1st, 2022.'
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Note: 'Because of repeated failure to allow access to your unit as well?'
'Because of numerous late payments of your rent.'
'And, also your refusal to remove the clutter in your premises!'
'I Joshua Berkhaker the owner of said premises Harborview Plaza.'
N.J.S.A. 2A-18-61. (c)(d)(e) and (j)
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'I further note and give notice.'
'Yes that due to the fact of all the clutter.'
'We were not able to enter the premises.'
'Yes, and spray insecticide poison all over your kitchen counters, inside where you keep your food stuffs, along the floor where your cat eats, and your bedroom where you sleep!'
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Note: 'In order to resolve this matter you need to pay my $400 attorney fees.'
'$220 for 5 months worth of late payments.'
($1,100)
'And, $58 court costs.'
'Along with partial rent in December of only $450.'
'For a total of $2,008.'
Note: 'This is before court after court $2,785 for upcoming rent for the month of December 2021.'
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"My Response"
'I'm not sure maybe his name should be Valdemar Putin!'
'Yes, because this whole situation pukes to tell you the truth!'
'As for my apartment being filled with clutter?'
'Well, Puketon?'
'I no longer live with the Florence my Mutter!'
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'As for $1,100 worth of late fees?'
'Well, let me first cough and then sneeze?'
(Geez Louise!)
'Yes, since that's what the insects are doing to me.'
'I'm guessing that my eyes are also red and itchy.'
(That hardly ever goes away)
'As for my Body?'
'Yes, it is bitten and smitten!'
'And, even my poor little kitten?'
(Gaylord Focker)
'Yes, is suffering too!'
'Me oh My.'
'God what am I to do?'
'So now I must pray.'
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'Dear Lord God above.'
'Yes, I know I've not been the best servant as of late.'
'And, I also know on that month when it will snow.'
And, in the past few years.'
'Yes, every Christmas Eve.'
'I believe, I put out the cookies and also the milk.'
'But Lord God Above?'
'And, when I wake up in the morning.'
'Yes, the cookie's are gone but the milk is still sitting there sour?'
'So, in closing.'
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'Yes, I guess that means?'
'Yes, I've been more Nasty than Good?'
'Naughty then Nice?'
'But to tell you the truth God?'
'Yes, living here in the Harborview Hood!'
'With all these shi** who could give a F***?'
'Simply sucks!'
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'Because when it comes to insecticide treatments?'
'Yes, by Mr. Joshua Beinhacker's maintenance man Jeffrey.'
(Yes, who's half blind, a liar, and also unkind)
'And, yes on my Quest.'
'I allowed Jeff and some unlicensed man.'
'To enter the sanctuary of my abode and lend a helping hand?'
'God you need to understand that simply said?'
'Yes, the spray will not rectify this Hell!'
'And, with Hitler's German cockroaches?'
'Well, they just won't run away!'
'Why?'
'Because there are literally thousands in my apartment!'
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'Yes!'
'Living in the crevices, the cracks, and the crannies'
'Living inside electronics, outlets, in a wicker frame of a large mirror, and even the door frames!'
This is insane!'
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'God knows that yes!'
'And, in my Quest to do my very best?'
'Here at Harborpestview!'
'My illness remains the same!'
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'Flu-like infections to my sinus.'
'Yes, as the roaches shed their skins and I breathe it in!'
'Yes, along with the many diseases that they drag in and carry too!'
'Yes, from Cholera, Salmonosis, Dysentery, Diarrhea.'
'Aggravated Asthma, and Pastroenterirtis.'
'Also, iitchy and scratchy eyes, runny nose, constant sneezing, constantly coughing, and other molalities!
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Note: My local GP Doctor Suddeth at Long Beach Island medical.'
'And, my local Hospital.'
'S.O.C.H. Hackensack/Meridian.'
'Yes, have treated me with "Levocetirizine"
'This is an anti-allergy medication 5 mg.'
(after dinner and before resting)
'And, "Sulfamethoxazole 50 mg" (twice a day for my infections)
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'In closing,
"Harborview plaza versus Richard Edward Smrkovsky."
Mr Joshua Berkhaker?'
'I am not responsible for the Holocaust and any problems your past relatives have suffered!'
'And, just because I have a little German in me all my grandfather's side.'
'You send those Nasty Nazi roaches that cast allergens into my air!'
'Doesn't anybody care?'
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Note: 'i contacted a pesticide company.'
(Balance of Nature)
'Yes!'
'And, are ready and willing to investigate.'
'I told them my issues and they said they can solve and evaluate.'
'But they are Extremely hard to eradicate!'
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'So, in the meantime?'
'I paid my landlord $1 in a Postal money order towards my March rent of $944.'
'Why?'
'Well, I also attached, mailed, and certified.'
'The second short letter stating the following...
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'The remaining money went to my new landlords!'
'Yes, who live with me!'
'Yes, who torture me!'
'Yes, and who I'll just have to continue checking my coffee.'
'And, my milk and tea!'
'Yes, in order to make sure that there's nothing in there hiding from me!'
To be continued with the conclusion tomorrow entitled, "Court Matters!"
Approximate Word Count: 992.
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Author Notes
Special thanks goes out first, as always, to Heavenly Father and His Son Jesus Christ.
Fanstory and Tom the Administrator.
Fan Art Review, this Talented Artist and Amazing Writer, 'Doctor Ricky 1024.'
And, his Incredible Picture Entitled, "Just Me"
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