Exceptional The paradox of ''protective'' half-measures Oxymoronic Mask Mandate by Elizabeth Emerald Artwork by MoonWillow at FanArtReview.com

This afternoon, I attended a recital in a church sanctuary. Alternate pews were blocked, so as to maintain distancing. Attendees were required to wear face masks throughout the performance. The first performer, a classical pianist, was permitted to remove her mask. The second performer, an innovative jazz guitarist, elected to stay masked. The third act was a duet. The unmasked pair belted out show tunes as they meandered down the aisle and wove between rows, so as to interact with the audience. After the performance, all were invited to partake of cookies and punch in a large recreation room. Two dozen chairs had been arranged, arm to arm, in a tight, two-row semicircle, four feet in front of the refreshment table.  After serving themselves, the guests nestled amongst the array of seats, raised their cups, and yanked off their masks. * * * * * * Thus concludes yet another nonsensical entry in the annals of Coronaphobia.   Recognized Author Notes What's With the Masks? by MoonWillow on FanArtReview.com THANK YOU!

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