Excellent Meeting St. Peter Mea Culpa by Aiona Flash Fiction contest entry Artwork by supergold at FanArtReview.com

Three guys arrive at Heaven's gates where St. Peter asks each of them how they died. The first guy says, "I died from lung cancer after smoking two packs a day for eighty years." St. Peter growls, "Were you vaccinated?" He says, "Yes! I got both shots." St. Peter motions the first guy through the gates. The second guy says, "I died from congestive heart failure after years of eating badly until I couldn't even get out of the doorway." St. Peter growls, "Were you vaccinated?" He says, "Of course! Everyone working on the TV show had to be." St. Peter motions the second guy through the gates. The third guy says, "I died from multi-system organ failure after two weeks of fighting COVID." St. Peter grumbles, "Were you vaccinated?" He says, "No, because I--" "To hell with you," St. Peter says. The third guy immediately plummets from the clouds. Author Notes This is a 150-word flash fiction story. Is it fiction? LOL! Thank you to supergold for letting FanStory authors use this beautiful picture entitle "Snow Castles?" with their writing.

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