Male seeking an old-fashioned gal who believes cleanliness is next to Godliness and isn’t turned off by dirty laundry, dirty dishes, or the toilet seat left up. If you know how to gut a deer or clean a fish, you sound perfect to me. Must like dogs and cats. Looks are unimportant, but preference will be given to a woman with her own bass boat, hunting cabin, dishwasher and washer and dryer.
When answering this ad enclose a photo of the boat and washing machine. Women with all four will receive the highest priority. Naggers or princesses need not apply.
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Author Notes
*I hate laundry.
*Word Count 100 on the dot.
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