Exceptional Tail-gate FLASHer Strikes Out Parking-Lot Picnic: Three Takes by Elizabeth Emerald Artwork by MKFlood at FanArtReview.com

Warning: The author has noted that this contains the highest level of language. Warning: The author has noted that this contains the highest level of sexual content. In case you didn't notice the minuscule warning flags: be forewarned that this ditty is dirty indeed. TAKE ONE: A flasher in trenchcoat disguise knowing Sue wouldn't surmise approached as she parked  pulled up close in the dark  Then whipped out a six-inch surprise TAKE TWO: He invited Maria to lunch al fresco, she hadn't a hunch that the barbecue fare was raw more than rare She hauled off and gave him a punch TAKE THREE: He promised Jane burgers and corn The menu was hot dogs and porn He attempted to feed her his half-foot-long wiener She told him to blow his own horn * * * * * * Thus ends the tail-getter's tale His three "dates" had him hauled off to jail for indecent assault His dick was at fault Thus his dick has been held without bail * * * * * * In case you are wondering why this is classified as FLASH:  1) I couldn't resist the pun. 2) To classify this filth as "poetry" would be gross sacrilege. Sad to say, these takes were inspired by the experiences of an unfortunate friend.   Recognized Author Notes Kangaroo Jack by MKFlood on FanArtReview.com THANK YOU!

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