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The setting is one empty room. One actor plays all the characters.
Me: Good Morning, Aleksei
Evil Me: What's good about it?
Me: Prince Aleksei?
Evil Me: No, damn it! That was yesterday! Today it's me, Prince Hamlet! I am not playing that role anymore!
Me: What? No more dry cleaning? What are you going to do? And you know...
Evil Me: I know, no work, no food! Don't worry I put ourselves on the Food Bank List and we are going to receive some kind of welfare from the government.
Me: You really thought of everything! How can you live like this!
Evil Me: Hey, Mr. Righteous, I have no problem to live like this. I am good at playing the drama queen, so as you wash dishes for ten bucks, I will meditate and drink! Who knows, maybe I will get inspire and start to write a book.
Me: Okay! Do as you like!
Evil Me: Hey, don't be like that! I worked yesterday and got you my part of the rent. I will think about something for the next month. Maybe try the Chinese... mafia! Now, I just need to relax and recover, or better stay under cover for a while.
Me: Why? What have you done?
Evil Me: Well, maybe I took some money from the tip jar that Serghei had at the back... You know temptation and the rest!
Me: Hamlet!
Evil Me: Don't worry, he can't recognize me, I wear disguise, so he has no idea who's Gamlet!
Me: Okay! Stay low for now! Maybe we will have to change the renting area!
TO BE CONTINUED
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