Excellent first day Kaleidoscope : Dispute 11 by Iza Deleanu

The setting is one empty room. One actor plays all the characters. Me: Wow, 5 pm and his Majesty is not back, yet! Will he come in one piece? Evil Me: Knock! Knock! Me: Who's there? Evil Me: It's me Aleksei! Me: Aleksei? Evil Me: I mean Gamlet, oops Hamlet! Me: Oh, how do I know it's you? Tell me something funny! Evil Me: Oh cruel faith, the Gods have spoken! Me: I said funny, not tragic! Okay, Hamlet came in! Evil Me: I brought you 200 bucks to add to the rent and food, so you don't have to spoil me tonight with your spaghettini bullshetini! I got us some fake champagne, that thing you call Prosecco. If they pay me like this every day, we will be rich. Man, this role is the best ever! I don't have to pretend and my broken Russian doubled by my English seals the deal every time I open the door! Me: Slow down, Aleksei! What role are you talking about? Aren't you the dry cleaner? Evil Me: Yup, I am the dry cleaner and receiver. I clean the cash and receive the packages! Me: What? Evil Me: Later, mate, I just need to eat and enjoy my role, please! Me: Fine! Give me the money honey, before you spent them on something stupid! Evil Me: You and your money, here, take it!   TO BE CONTINUED

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