On the first day of Christmas, Fanstory gave to me
a contest that took no brains at all.
On the second day of Christmas, Fanstory gave to me
two useless votes
and a contest that took no brains at all.
On the third day of Christmas, Fanstory gave to me
three fake friends,
two useless votes
and a contest that took no brains at all.
On the fourth day of Christmas, Fanstory gave to me
four dead fans,
three fake friends,
two useless votes
and a contest that took no brains at all.
On the fifth day of Christmas, Fanstory gave to me
FIVE SEVEN FIVES,
four dead fans,
three fake friends,
two useless votes
and a contest that took no brains at all.
On the sixth day of Christmas, Fanstory gave to me
six stars for bullshit,
FIVE SEVEN FIVES,
four dead fans,
three fake friends,
two useless votes
and a contest that took no brains at all.
On the seventh day of Christmas, Fanstory gave to me
seven clueless sonnets,
six stars for bullshit,
FIVE SEVEN FIVES,
four dead fans,
three fake friends,
two useless votes
and a contest that took no brains at all.
On the eight day of Christmas, Fanstory gave to me
eight spell-check errors,
seven clueless sonnets,
six stars for bullshit,
FIVE SEVEN FIVES,
four dead fans,
three fake friends,
two useless votes
and a contest that took no brains at all.
On the ninth day of Christmas, Fanstory gave to me
nine aimless newbies,
eight spell-check errors,
seven clueless sonnets,
six stars for bullshit,
FIVE SEVEN FIVES,
four dead fans,
three fake friends,
two useless votes
and a contest that took no brains at all.
On the tenth day of Christmas, Fanstory gave to me
ten reviews for money,
nine aimless newbies,
eight spell-check errors,
seven clueless sonnets,
six stars for bullshit,
FIVE SEVEN FIVES,
four dead fans,
three fake friends,
two useless votes
and a contest that took no brains at all.
On the eleventh day of Christmas, Fanstory gave to me
eleven pumps a-wasted,
ten reviews for money,
nine aimless newbies,
eight spell-check errors,
seven clueless sonnets,
six stars for bullshit,
FIVE SEVEN FIVES,
four dead fans,
three fake friends,
two useless votes
and a contest that took no brains at all.
On the twelfth day of Christmas, Fanstory gave to me
twelve monthly payments,
eleven pumps a-wasted,
ten reviews for money,
nine aimless newbies,
eight spell-check errors,
seven clueless sonnets,
six stars for bullshit,
FIVE SEVEN FIVES,
four dead fans,
three fake friends,
two useless votes
and a contest that took no brains at all.
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