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Cheesy Chelsi Chiselchum by Bill Schott

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Cheesy Chelsi Chiselchum
liked the sanitarium,
and her buddy, Barry Bum,
with whom she was engaged.

Chelsi thought to marry Barry,
on the first of January,
but he committed harakiri,
with that she was enraged.

She became a little nuts,
kiting checks and missing putts,
slashing throats and eating guts,
'til she was finally caged.

Now Ms. Chiselchum is free,
her life's what it ought to be,
after her lobotomy,
no more wars are waged.

 

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