Alistair sat in front of me,
in front of me Alistair sat.
He was seat two, and I, seat three;
sporting his big fat hat.

"Alistair," I asked so humbly,
"change seats with me... won't you please?"
Alistair said, "not on your life,"
with a ginormous sneeze.

Alistair sat in front of me,
in front of me Alistair sat.
Big as a circus clown was he,
red nose to match his hat.

"Alistair, I have a present for you,
sponge cake with cream inside!"
The clown unveiled a whole new look,
wet tears he could not hide.

Alistair Katt sat behind me,
behind me sat Alistair Katt.
We became friends over Twinkies,
he and his big fat hat.