Humor Poetry posted August 19, 2020

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My Life As A Gluttojn

Can You Pass the Ketchup, Please

by Earl Corp

I think it’s easy to see,
My Deadly Sin is Gluttony,
My stomach ain’t flat,
It’s very very fat,
One downfall is potato chips,
They go straight to my hips,
Mayonnaise I squeeze,
On double stacked cheese,
I find it enticing,
When thick as cake icing,
I have no alibi,
For gulping down pizza pie,
I’m always in good cheer,
After two sixers of beer,
Whenever I’m called fat,
I give tit-for-tat,
There’s no debate,
I can lose weight,
Then I say smugly,
You’ll always be ugly.


Deadly Sins writing prompt entry
Writing Prompt
Write a poem that involves one of the seven deadly sins



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