Humor Poetry posted April 17, 2020


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He was the gas supply maintenance man.

Epitaph For Mack, the Gas Man

by LisaMay



We couldn’t bury our mate, Mack.
This is how he did expire:
While checking the meter
his beans did a repeater —
then his bum caught on fire
and he blew to bits in a gas attack.


 


Witty Epitaph writing prompt entry
Writing Prompt
Write a short, humorous epitaph for the tombstone of an imaginary person.
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