Continuing my series – making up silly names with an observation about who might have such a name. Feel free to contribute your own offerings in the name of entertainment.

Because I have posted so many myself, and plentiful contributions from others have been added, a few repeats or variants may sneak through.

1. Gay Abandon is an uninhibited dancer. 

2. Bruce Hizownbeere bottles batches of home brew.

3. Philippa Potter-Coffey loves the smell and the taste of coffee first thing in the morning.

4. Billy Bong likes getting high beside an isolated Australian lake (known as a billabong). 

5. Leo Tardi is always late for ballet lessons.

6. Damon Blarst is often heard cursing angrily.

Here are some other writers’ contributions:

Crystie Cookie999:
Here's a real life actor's name that always sounded like a pun to me: Buster Crabbe -- I get the idea his house was well-stocked with crab forks. Or those little crab cracking devices. 
Mandy Pumps believes in safety first on boating expeditions. 
Justin Kiddin loves to celebrate April Fools' Day.

Patty Palmer:
Aloana Gaine -- alone again, naturally (one of the Gaine sisters). 
String M. Upp -- Hanging in the old west.
Twisten Shout -- Chubby Checker twists like we did last summer! 
Hye Burn Ation -- hibernation - what bears do in winter.