Humor Poetry posted February 9, 2020

This work has reached the exceptional level
Double entendre divided by half-wit

V-Day Ditty

by Elizabeth Emerald

The author has placed a warning on this post for language.
The author has placed a warning on this post for sexual content.
I'm not one to flatter
Where size doesn't matter

Where it counts, man, you're swelling
Which, truly, is telling

The ladies all drool
Knowing you have the tool

To bring full satisfaction
Not a pitiful fraction

Surely, you'll have your pick
Given such a huge...




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