Humor Fiction posted January 28, 2020 |
More strangely appropriate typing errors.
More Unintended Truths - Group 6
by LisaMay
In the examples below, I have invented some “appropriate inaccuracies” caused by clumsy typing. Fat fingers or too much haste will cause a mis-hit.
In typing these, the correct letter is quite close to the mis-hit letter on the keyboard.
1. An engineer “inbented” a new steel pipe coupling.
2. Comment by a crying woman after being chased by a family of grizzlies: “My eyes filled with bears.”
3. A learner driver wrote that he was having trouble getting used to “the fear selector”.
4. The military commander wrote that the enemy had retreated “without a shit being fired”.
Perhaps you can come up with some examples yourself?
In the examples below, I have invented some “appropriate inaccuracies” caused by clumsy typing. Fat fingers or too much haste will cause a mis-hit.
In typing these, the correct letter is quite close to the mis-hit letter on the keyboard.
1. An engineer “inbented” a new steel pipe coupling.
2. Comment by a crying woman after being chased by a family of grizzlies: “My eyes filled with bears.”
3. A learner driver wrote that he was having trouble getting used to “the fear selector”.
4. The military commander wrote that the enemy had retreated “without a shit being fired”.
Perhaps you can come up with some examples yourself?
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