| General Script posted January 15, 2020 |
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Pons and Ned at a pet store.
Scene at a Pet Store 2
by Bill Schott
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Pons and Ned continue to look for a good pet for Ned. Ned: Hey, Pons. The pet lady said these parrots're quick learners. Maybe I kin teach this'n ta ride a bicycle. Pons: I think she meant that it learns to talk fast. Ned: No kiddin'? Lemme check this here one out. Ned walks up to a caged parrot and speaks. Ned: My name is Ned. Parrot: Awk! My name is Ned. Ned: No kiddin'! Hey, Pons! This here parrot's name is Ned too. Pons: I think he was just repeating what you said, Ned. Ned: Let's see. Hey, Ned, what's yer name? Parrot: Awk! My name is Ned. Pons: Okay, Ned, I guess you're right. Ned: I wish I could find me a talkin' dog though. That would be somethin'. Pons: That WOULD be something, Ned. Ned: I don't mean no genie-us like Mr. Peabody er that Family Guy's pup what wants to do people things. I'd settle fer a Scooby-doo or a Astro. Pons: One of those is a Great Dane and the other a German Shephard. Do you have room for either of them in your house? Ned: Well, you tell me, Cuz. If you had a talkin' dog, would you make room fer it? Pons: Ya got me, Ned. I would find room for a talking dog. Plus I'd get an agent and make a billion dollars. Ned: Well, ya prob'bly oughta try ta git that money whether ya got a dog er not, Pons. Pons: Right, Ned. So -- you want a dog? It probably won't talk at all. Ned: Maybe if I buy a puppy I kin git Ned the Parrot ta teach 'im how ta talk. Pons: For real, Ned -- dogs can't talk. Mr. Peabody can't talk any better than he can time travel. Ned: Time travel! Jeez Louise, Pons. I figure iffn I could time travel like a kid-na-gard-ner I'd be better'n most folks. Pons: Okay, Ned. No time travel. No talking dogs. The parrot's name is not Ned. Ned: You're bein' a bit neckativical there, Pons. Pons: I'm sorry, Ned. You're absolutely right. Let's get you a dog, and we'll get Ned the Parrot to teach him how to talk, and let him watch Mr. Peabody and Sherman until he can time travel too. Ned: I ain't sure whether Mr. Peabody is showing now. He might be on Hulahoop. Pons: You mean Hulu? Ned: Sure, Pons. HuLU -- hoop. To be continued
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