"Conception!"
Written on March 1st, 2015
By Doctor Ricky 1024
Copyright © Fanstory 2015
'All Rights Reserved'

'Goodmorning egg!'
'Goodmorning womb!'
'How did you sleep egg?'
'Quite well for it is warm in here womb!'
'How old am I now womb?'
Wonders egg.
'Only one day dear.'
'You have split many, many, times though.'
'And, you are now the size of a small pea!'
States womb.
'Goodnight egg!'
'Goodnight womb!'
'See you soon.'
(Perhaps, God works in strange ways?)
The next morning...
...
'Goodmorning egg!'
'And, good morning to you too
my womb!'
'Egg, you are now an embryo!'
'Okay womb but I like my name?'
'But you see love, your growing!'
'And, good morning to you again egg!'
'How are you?'
Asks womb.
'I am quite well and sleept well as always.'
States egg.
Three months later...
...
'Goodmorning egg!'
'Goodmorning womb!'
'Guess what honey?'
'What mommy womb?'
'You are ending with me...
'Our First Tri-mester and you are now a fetus!'
'Yuck womb sounds putrid!'
'Its okay your growing so fast now!'
On and on the conversation went until...
Six months later ..

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'Goodmorning again to you my sweet egg!'
'Today is a special day!'
'Yes, a very, very, special, day for you son!'
'You can no longer stay.'
'Why womb?'
Asks egg.
...
'You see dear, you are no longer an egg, nor embryo, or even a fetus you are soon-to-be a new born child egg!'
'A boy child!'
(I hope)
Wonders womb.
...
'Hold on a second mommy womb.'
'I'm confused?'
'First you tell me that I'm an egg...
'And, then after a little while, you change it to an embryo?'
'And, then months later, a fetus?'
'But now you tell me my new name will be child?'
'Yes that is right.'
'Egg hold on another second I have to push!'
Twenty minutes later...
...
'Where the F*** am I?'
'It's cold and no longer dark?'
'So noisy!'
'And, I'm afraid!'
'I feel slimy and wet mommy womb?'
'You were just born!'
'Don't cry my newborn child.'
Three days later...
...
'Hello little baby!'
'I am your new mommy!'
'Womb?'
'Thats me too!'
States mommy.

'What is this noise from you?'
Wonders egg.
'And, why can't I stop crying?'
Wonders egg.
Note: Egg can't talk yet but can hear.
...
'Well you were in an incubator right after you came out of my womb little baby.'
'And I shall call you Kate!'
Great thinks egg.
'Now my name is Katie or Kate?'
'And I thought I was supposed to be a boy egg?'
'Thats what my old mommy told me!'
'And, what happened to "egg" what happened to my real mommy womb?'
'Why are all these other people and noises here and they're all calling me baby?'
Egg wonders.
...
'And, why are there all these people poking me?
'Cold things touching me and...
'Im hungry!'
Suddenly, egg feels something knew in its mouth?
...
'Hmm...
'I like this and it's sweet and warm!'
'Yummy to my tummy!'
Three years later...
...
'Kate?'
'Yes Mommy?'
'I have to go to work now you're babysitter will be here in a few minutes.'
'Yes I know Mommy.'
'She's kind of strange?'
'And, she tells me her name is "womb?"
The End.
Approximate Word Count: 563.