Humor Fiction posted December 29, 2019

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75 word story contest entry

Hold It In

by DragonSkulls

My wife's water broke and she went into labor. I said, "Just wait until I get this contest entry in."

She flopped down on the couch. "The baby's coming now!"

I told my nine year old daughter, "Go help Mommy."

Over my wife's screaming I yelled, "Do you mind? I can't concentrate!"

"Daddy, I can see the head!"

"I'm almost done. You okay, babe?"

"I want a divorce!"

It's a boy.

I click to post.


75 Words Flash Fiction contest entry


All just fiction, folks. No babies were born in the writing of this piece.

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