Humor Flash Fiction posted December 14, 2019 |
A 50-word relationship.
Life With An Ornithologist
by LisaMay
My friend Avis wants to be Drake’s nest girlfriend. I’m sure he’ll enjoy her pair of tits. He has raven hair and eagle eyes. His favourite artist is Whistler. He’s not eggsactly rich – scammers make swift work of robin him; he’s very gullible. Feathermore, he keeps getting fined for jay-walking.
My friend Avis wants to be Drake’s nest girlfriend. I’m sure he’ll enjoy her pair of tits. He has raven hair and eagle eyes. His favourite artist is Whistler. He’s not eggsactly rich – scammers make swift work of robin him; he’s very gullible. Feathermore, he keeps getting fined for jay-walking.
Author's Note:
This is the 12th in a series of 50-word hypothetical romantic encounters with men in different jobs.
I hope you are getting a giggle out of this series.
(Previous professions in the series have been Electrician, Baker, Pastor, Composer, Astronomer, Shoemaker, Dentist, Meteorologist, Carpet-layer, Psychiatrist, and Accountant.)
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and 2 member cents. This is the 12th in a series of 50-word hypothetical romantic encounters with men in different jobs.
I hope you are getting a giggle out of this series.
(Previous professions in the series have been Electrician, Baker, Pastor, Composer, Astronomer, Shoemaker, Dentist, Meteorologist, Carpet-layer, Psychiatrist, and Accountant.)
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