| Humor Non-Fiction posted October 23, 2019 |
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The Big Green Weenie takes on a whole new meaning
Bend Over Smuckatelly
by Earl Corp
Smuckatelly went on sick call because his poop was green. Expecting to get some pills, he was surprised when told to turn around and drop his drawers. The doctor, a captain, told him to bend over, then snapped the rubber glove on his wrist.
When the doctor’s middle finger got to the first segment Smuckatelly clenched his butt cheeks so tight the doctor couldn’t move his finger forward or backwards.
“You have to loosen up Private Smuckatelly.”
“You have to go in reverse sir.”
Smuckatelly’s condition went away on its own a week or so later, without the help of medical science.
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Smuckatelly went on sick call because his poop was green. Expecting to get some pills, he was surprised when told to turn around and drop his drawers. The doctor, a captain, told him to bend over, then snapped the rubber glove on his wrist.
When the doctor’s middle finger got to the first segment Smuckatelly clenched his butt cheeks so tight the doctor couldn’t move his finger forward or backwards.
“You have to loosen up Private Smuckatelly.”
“You have to go in reverse sir.”
Smuckatelly’s condition went away on its own a week or so later, without the help of medical science.
When the doctor’s middle finger got to the first segment Smuckatelly clenched his butt cheeks so tight the doctor couldn’t move his finger forward or backwards.
“You have to loosen up Private Smuckatelly.”
“You have to go in reverse sir.”
Smuckatelly’s condition went away on its own a week or so later, without the help of medical science.
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#439 2019 |
I know it's been awhile since I posted. Here's another tale of our hero Smuckatelly. Enjoy.
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